Are you ready to come and join me?
Hi, just call me Kory.
You have the least wanted instructor
But that’s another story.
I got you guys by error,
My WiFi is getting kind of weaker.
I was playing Call Of Duty
But I had to take a break.
Let’s get to know each other,
LadyFake, are you a mother?
CharlieChaplain, you bring a sense of holiness to this place.
TooTiredToTalk, tell me about it!
MartyFishface, are you an artist?
Let’s get this race going before I faint!
We’re going to start off steady
I do hope you’re all getting ready,
Have you brought your A-Game
Because I can’t afford to wait?
Get your game face on!
Put on your favourite song!
Unless you’re multitasking
Then we’re going to break a sweat!
CharlieChaplain, hold it steady!
MartyFishface, don’t berate me!
If we had Skype like open feedback
I’d be shouting in your face!
LadyFake, what’s for dinner?
Your five-a-day to get to leaner?
TooTiredToTalk do you have anything interesting to say?
LadyFake, you’re an inspiration!
MartyFishface, where’s the perspiration?
Give me all you have because you’re currently in third place!
CharlieChaplain, you’ve gone all silent!
TooTiredToTalk is semi-retired,
This is not your Sunday Dial-A-Ride meet-up for a bet.
TooTiredToTalk, that’s such a mouthful!
You’re riding like your sore-saddle!
Did you know what you were in for when you signed?
CharlieChaplain, you’re so aggressive
Like the four-horsemen riding out the apocalypse.
You’d scare the life of au-pairs riding scooters in the dirt.
MartyFishface, almost there, you’re getting slower!
Come on! Get your skates on or hit the shower!
This ride’s not for the faint-hearted
And I’m not even out of gas!
LadyFake, you’ve smashed it!
Like you’re running round recycling-plastic,
You race like an olympian
Well done, now take a break!
Rides into the sunset!
Flies upward to the sky! (To the sky!)
Hero or heroine of the hour!
The Peleton brand
Home cycling for you and I!
Hot yoga by the hour!
Watch the time go by!
Monthly direct debit from your Visa.
Martydom surely follows for services to the bike!